iz in need of reskue!
Mumma made me take a bath after calling me “stink butt”. i do not know dis term “stink butt” but my little life waz most certainly at risk. Just becuz iz seeing furands next week iz no reason to try and make me klean. My furands do not mind and i wurked hard to collect all the dirtz.
Mumma iz currently trying to bribe back my luvs with tomatoes and kale but iz going to try and remain strong. If someonez could pleaz sendz halp, i would luv youz furever. im clearly being tortured and abuzed, so i can not stayz here, but inz the meantime i will plot revenge by finding and eating all da underroos. Pay back iz a bitch!
Fluffy, pisst, and dezperate