Once again…..I tried all week to get a blog written. It didn’t really come together the way I wanted it to. I just felt 800% scatter brained all week. Couldn’t focus, everything seemed wrong and crappy……..idk it was just strange.
What I did have this week were random thoughts. So, I thought I would just compile a small sampling of what goes on in the wonderfully crazy mind of MisHappenings. The thoughts will be accompanied by funny pictures….because I needed some smiles this week.
Why doesn’t TJ Maxx have any decent shoes in my size ever anymore?!
Is $200 too much for a cleanse?! Can I even survive a 9 day, pre-vacation cleanse!?
How many seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race are there?! BRING ON THE QUEENS!
Why is her cheating husband in my office!?!? This is awkward……where is my escape route!?!? HALP ME!
Is it important that one’s belly button ring matches one’s bikini?! Also, is it weird if I lay in my backyard where everyone can see me to tan? Will someone yell at me for this…..fuck it I need a tan!
I need to expand and refresh my wardrobe….but I think I’m going to do it without spending more than $40 on any particular item.
WHY CAN’T WE JUST GET ALONG?!
Being told to buy something “fun” with my bonus…..BILLS CRAZY WOMEN IT’S GOING TO BILLS CUZ YOU DON’T PAY ME ENOUGH!!!!!!
Is my winter time makeup to white now?! Am I tan enough for my summer time shade?! Can I ghetto a face together until I get tanner?! WHY DOES MY NECK NEVER, EVER TAN!?
Maternity leave needs to end ASAP because I can’t handle this shit alone!