Princess Scatterbrain

Once again…..I tried all week to get a blog written.  It didn’t really come together the way I wanted it to.  I just felt 800% scatter brained all week.  Couldn’t focus, everything seemed wrong and crappy……..idk it was just strange.

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I didn’t really clean anything….I worked out, but the rest is all true!

What I did have this week were random thoughts.  So, I thought I would just compile a small sampling of what goes on in the wonderfully crazy mind of MisHappenings.  The thoughts will be accompanied by funny pictures….because I needed some smiles this week.

Why doesn’t TJ Maxx have any decent shoes in my size ever anymore?!

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This could be me, but they don’t have my size!

Is $200 too much for a cleanse?!  Can I even survive a 9 day, pre-vacation cleanse!?

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A for effort I suppose

 

How many seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race are there?!  BRING ON THE QUEENS!

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PREACH!

 

Why is her cheating husband in my office!?!?  This is awkward……where is my escape route!?!? HALP ME!

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If someone would like to buy me this mug that would be great!

 

Is it important that one’s belly button ring matches one’s bikini?!  Also, is it weird if I lay in my backyard where everyone can see me to tan?  Will someone yell at me for this…..fuck it I need a tan!

I need to expand and refresh my wardrobe….but I think I’m going to do it without spending more than $40 on any particular item.

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When you think you’ve kept track of you shopping…..and then you get the credit card bill.

 

WHY CAN’T WE JUST GET ALONG?!

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Being told to buy something “fun” with my bonus…..BILLS CRAZY WOMEN IT’S GOING TO BILLS CUZ YOU DON’T PAY ME ENOUGH!!!!!!

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Real Life + Best Halloween Movie = TRUTHINESS

 

Is my winter time makeup to white now?!  Am I tan enough for my summer time shade?!  Can I ghetto a face together until I get tanner?!  WHY DOES MY NECK NEVER, EVER TAN!?

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Probably can’t avoid a Sephora run for long…..but who would want to avoid that anyway!?

 

Maternity leave needs to end ASAP because I can’t handle this shit alone!

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